Elektra and Punisher Will Engage In Coitus

... well, probably. They will "collide like magnets" in a "battlefield romance" in Thunderbolts #7.

Andy Hunsakerby Andy Hunsaker


Daniel Way's Thunderbolts has been very underwhelming thus far, so things will be spiced up by having Frank Castle and Elektra Natchios engage in coitus.

"Get ready for battlefield romance like you've never seen before," said Axel Alonso, Marvel's Editor In Chief. "Hip-deep in dead bodies and empty shell-casings, two of Marvel's fiercest killers — the Punisher and Elektra — will collide like magnets, with serious ramifications for the Marvel Universe's premiere wetworks team.  Where sparks fly can fire be far behind?"

“The level of blowback leveled at the Thunderbolts will soon match the level of blowback occurring within the Thunderbolts,” said Way. “After the events of issue #7 the CIA, in particular, will be more than concerned with their actions. Oh…and The Avengers.”

Here's the teaser image.




If you are interested in Frank Castle and Elektra Natchios engaging in coitus, you will perhaps enjoy Thunderbolts #7.