Historectomy 75 Wolf Sex: The REAL Valentine’s Day

Why does Valentine's Day drive us all crazy? Maybe it has something to do with the blood sacrifices...

Sam Wellerby Sam Weller

 

What has become a holiday of depressing introspection on the singularity of our existence as humans, started as a racous woman-beating festival where young men ran through the streets wearing the blood and skin of wolves. And the patron saint of this lovely affair? He was the Jim Morrison of Jesus believers, almost successful in converting the then-emperor of Rome over, that is, before he got his head cut off. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, THIS is the REAL story of St. Valentine's Day.

 

 

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