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According to the latest information from Hollywood, Nick Fury (Samuel L. Jackson) faked Coulson's death to motivate the Avengers to come together and deal with Loki and the invasion of Earth. Not only did Loki not fatally stab him with the Glow Stick of Destiny but Coulson, played by Clark Gregg, held his breath for an undetermined amount of time to pull off the ruse.
This, ladies and gentlemen, is the premise for Gregg's casting as Coulson and returning to life for the upcoming television series Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (Produced by Avengers director Joss Whedon.)
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