Ladies and gentlemen, Disney's Oscar-winning blockbuster Frozen is the work of the Devil and was created to advance a homosexual agenda in America.
Man...and I just thought singing snowmen and Kristen Bell were created to help Disney pry every last dollar of disposable income into their already jam-packed pockets.
But apparently, there was a more evil intent behind Frozen -- at least, according to a theory offered up by pastor and talk show host Kevin Swanson.
In this transcript from his radio show -- originally reported by Right Wing Watch and picked up by Crave film site Geeks of Doom -- Swanson and his Generations Radio co-host Steve Vaughn try to advance the idea that Frozen and its message of acceptance and tolerance was made to turn 5-year-olds into lesbians and soften America up to the joys of bestiality.
No...seriously...that's what they said. Really. Here's part of the transcript:
Swanson: Friends, this is evil, just evil. I wonder if people are thinking: “You know I think this cute little movie is going to indoctrinate my 5-year-old to be a lesbian or treat homosexuality or bestiality in a light sort of way.” I wonder if the average parent going to see Frozen is thinking that way. I wonder if they are just walking in and saying, “Yeah, let’s get my five-year-old and seven-year-old indoctrinated early.” You know they’re not, I think for the most part they’re oblivious. Maybe they do pick up on pieces of it but they just don’t get up and walk out.
Well, it's a damn good thing we've got watchdogs like Swanson on the case to make sure Disney doesn't make your kid into a whack-job, right?
Head over to Geeks to check out a longer version of Swanson's wingnut comments -- and sit in slack-jawed wonder that adults can actually sit in front of a microphone and make pronouncements like this with confidence and moral superiority.