WTF?! Pig’s Head Left in Stoke Striker Kenwyne Jones’ Locker
The “prank” has led to an internal investigation from Stoke officials.
David Beckham Retires From Football
Beckham brings an end to an illustrious career.
A.J. Clemente Has A Job
But he won’t be doing broadcasts. See where the former viral newsanchor will be...
Why Was Mancini Sacked from Manchester City?
City give their reasoning behind their decision to release Mancini.
David Moyes is the New Manchester United Manager
Moyes WILL replace Ferguson, it has been confirmed.
David Bowie Unveils Creepy ‘The Next Day’ Video, Starring Gary Oldman
Bowie’s latest is likely to raise the ire of a few easily offended religious...
Alex Ferguson Retires as Manchester United Manager – Who Will Replace Him?
Fergie brings an end to an illustrious career – who will be his replacement?
Blur Recording New Album in Hong Kong?
Is this the announcement Blur fans have been waiting for?
Hop Farm 2013 Festival is Canceled
Another UK festival has had its plug pulled.
Teenager Michael Molloy, Who Died at Bestival, Has Songs Released to Public in Tribute
Friend makes two tracks Molloy recorded before he tragically died available to download.
Tevez Wants to Leave Manchester City
Tevez would “die” if he was allowed to return to Boca Juniors.
David Bowie Breaks His Silence… Kind Of
Bowie has finally opened up about his new album in a typically odd fashion.
Hyundai Forced to Pull Depressing Commercial of Man Commiting Suicide
“That new Hyundai car is really appealing to me since watching this commercial” –...
Luis Suarez Receives 10 Game Ban for Being a Cannibal
If nobody else is going to punish Suarez, then at least the FA are...
Manchester United Win the Premier League!
Van Persie scores a hat trick against Aston Villa to secure the trophy for...
Andy Carroll’s Missile Headbutt on De Gea Deserved a Red Card, says Ferguson
Ferguson was not happy with Carroll’s impersonation of an enraged rhinoceros.
Chelsea Unveil New Kit in Hilariously Overblown Fashion
‘It’s blue, what else matters?’ ask Chelsea. How existential.
Listen: Florence & The Machine’s New Song for ‘The Great Gatsby’ Soundtrack
Florence and her machine deliver a belting contribution to Baz Luhrmann’s upcoming film.