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The other day I received a mysterious package from an unknown source. Inside was a handwritten note about something called “Frenzied Waters”…
…and a frosted glass jar with an oxidized lid.
This is perhaps the second weirdest thing I have ever received in the mail, following the sticker book that came with the Japanese torture show I reviewed a few months ago.
Inside the jar were the following items:
1 - rusted boat key on a floaty key ring from “Discovery Marina”
1 - obituary based on my own personal information, printed on actual newspaper (Don’t worry, I’m actually fine!)
